Friday 14 February 2014

Locomotiveness

See the Title,check the dictionary and what you will get is-
              'No Match Found'
  Yes it is!
but you and dictionaries both of learned personalities must Be aware about the
   'Locomotive'
   Yesssss!
You Got me right!
The same reason for which poor IRCTC got cursed on each and every Festival and occasion in india...
   the same moving place where you will find learned people like Lord Buddha and Swami Vivekananda giving preachings by taking examples of there life experiences(don't know about you but I got pissed every time with these speeches)
   The place where you put all your effort to find a beautiful face to ignore the boredom of journey!   :P
   Yes Dude It is none other than our Historical Indian Railways!!
   (Trust me it's not any comic composition and also I am not going to crack jokes on Lalu Prasad Yadav :D
so you can move on)
    Indian Railways is kind of Religion in India..Like the Tagline of SAIL
'A bit of SAIL is in Every Indian's Life'
one should make a punchline for Indian railways too-
'Dozen of Wasted Hours in an Indian's Life'
   No need to laugh! truely Speaking!
   If somebody is saying very confidently-
Huhh...Till date My train never got late!
   You can file a case against him/her because it is impossible in india to reach at a point in time in a 4-5 hrs long journey!
         okay i am also going to add some advantages of Railways...
1.Cheap Fares(long time Ago)
2.Comfortable Journey(Are you Joking?)
3.Sorry i only have this much!
:(
    One more advantage my father used to teach me in my childhood days while offering seat to a person and his family with waiting or without ticket-
"Beta! If we show the same kindness and adjustments in our lives then definitely problems and quarrels can be minimized" 
   I still remember because even after ignoring him i heard it for at least 20 times!
      But yes I still follow offering part
(oh you mean minded fellow i was talking about offering seats! ;) )
   Don't Worry I am not going to open the Jar of our very own IRCTC!
;)
  but the sad part is no matter how much we Criticize it but tomorrow when our parents,your girlfriend and boyfriend will ask you to meet them you will once again hopefully click the historical link of

www.irctc.co.in

    that's what i call 'Locomotiveness'
because now it has become part of our Lives...

 

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